1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,581 >> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:08,906 JON. 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,209 I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:10,811 PROGRAM. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,551 THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD, 6 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,876 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS 7 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,581 MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL, 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,293 SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE 9 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,245 LIFE. 10 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:21,392 OWW! 11 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,959 PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"... 12 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,427 >> CRAZY NIGHT, HUH? 13 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,596 >> WHY ARE YOU HERE, TODD BARRY? 14 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,555 WHY DO YOU BOTHER COMING HERE 15 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,403 ALL THE TIME? 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,068 >> Jon: IT'S TIME FOR DAVID TO 17 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,626 GROW UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A 18 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,104 BABY! 19 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:47,784 * TIME, TIME 20 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:48,751 * TIME TO GET UP 21 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,079 * TIME TO GET UP AND GET OUT OF 22 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:50,524 BED * 23 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,188 * LET'S GO 24 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:51,785 * GET UP 25 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,515 * OUT OF BED 26 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,790 >> David: WHAT TIME IS IT? 27 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:54,857 >> Jon: IT'S 4:00 A.M. 28 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:55,955 LET'S GO. GET DRESSED. 29 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:56,856 PACK SOME CLOTHES. 30 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,157 MEET ME IN THE LIVING ROOM. 31 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,129 >> David: FOR WHAT? 32 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,858 >> Jon: RITE OF PASSAGE, SON. 33 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:07,973 * RITE OF PASSA-A-A-A-A-A-GE! 34 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:08,998 >> YOU ALL SET? 35 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,602 >> Jon: YEAH, I THINK SO. 36 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,314 GOT A LOT OF SWEET NEW GEAR 37 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,536 HERE. 38 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,441 GOT MY SWEET NEW BOOTS. 39 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,653 GOT MY SWEET NEW JACKET WITH 40 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,845 THE, UH, SWEET NEW PIT ZIPS! 41 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,447 OH, HERE WE GO. THERE HE IS! 42 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,149 >> David: ARE WE GOING CAMPING? 43 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,691 >> Jon: UH, ME AND T.B. ARE 44 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,545 GOING CAMPING. 45 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,123 YOU ARE HEADING OUT TO THE 46 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,821 WILDERNESS TO FEND FOR YOURSELF 47 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,462 AND BECOME A MAN -- EITHER THAT 48 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,829 OR DIE TRYING. 49 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,496 SON, THIS IS SOMETHING MY FATHER 50 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,125 DID TO ME AND HIS FATHER BEFORE 51 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:36,530 HIM. 52 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,070 NOW YOUR FATHER'S DOING IT TO 53 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:38,495 YOU. 54 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,699 IT'S A FAMILY TRADISH! 55 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,070 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] COME ON. 56 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,168 SIT UP. 57 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,240 GET UP. 58 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,507 LET'S GO. 59 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,165 PUT THAT ON. 60 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,313 >> David: WHAT IS THIS? 61 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,677 >> Jon: UNTIL YOU CAN PROVE TO 62 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,975 MOTHER NATURE THAT YOU ARE A 63 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,206 MAN, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A 64 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,551 LITTLE GIRL, AND YOU'RE GONNA 65 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,305 LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 66 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,354 >> OH, DEAR. 67 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,318 WHO'S THIS CUTIE PIE? 68 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,647 AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, DARLING? 69 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,162 >> David: THIS IS SO STUPID. 70 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,685 >> DAVID, YOU AND JON [SIGHS] 71 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,731 YOU NEED SOME QUALITY, 72 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,096 FATHER/SON TIME -- GETTING AWAY, 73 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,826 BEING TOGETHER IN NATURE. 74 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,601 I THINK THE TWO OF YOU WILL 75 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,670 EMERGE FROM THIS TRIP WITH A -- 76 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,898 HAH! -- NEWFOUND BOND. 77 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,574 IF NOTHING ELSE, AT LEAST YOU'LL 78 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,112 COME AWAY FROM THE EXPERIENCE 79 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,737 KNOWING YOU LOOK PRETTY CUTE IN 80 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,342 A WIG. 81 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,213 >> Jon: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT 82 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,352 THEN, GUYS, HUH? 83 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,576 COME ON, LET'S GO. 84 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,020 NO MIRMINSKYS, NO CHOS -- JUST A 85 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,216 FATHER, SON, THEIR BODYGUARD, 86 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,019 AND THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 87 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,120 I AM PUMPED! 88 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,191 >> ME TOO. 89 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,689 [BLEEP] IS GONNA GET PRIMAL. 90 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,232 OO-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 91 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:54,314 [ METAL SCRAPING ] 92 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:58,048 >> [ GIGGLES ] 93 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:58,545 >> MMM. 94 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,046 [ Baby voice ] I HAVE TO DRAIN 95 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:00,707 THE BINKY. 96 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,154 >> OH. 97 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,378 >> I GOT TO GO WEE-WEE. 98 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:02,823 >> OH. 99 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:03,776 >> FROM MY BINKY. 100 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:04,554 >> BABY-WABY. 101 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,752 >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACKY. 102 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,493 >> OKAY. 103 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,617 >> YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH 104 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,592 TODD BARRY. 105 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,290 DON'T FORGET ABOUT OTHER 106 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,392 CLIENTS. 107 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:13,493 >> STOP! 108 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,464 SAME MONEY IF I SEE 100 MEN OR 109 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,173 ONE MAN 100 TIMES. 110 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,095 MAYBE SERGEI IS JEALOUS? 111 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,130 >> JEALOUS? 112 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,944 OF TODD BARRY'S BINKY? 113 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,836 >> IT'S VERY NICE BINKY. 114 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,979 SERGEI, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO 115 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,005 MAKE ME YOUR WIFE -- AND YOU 116 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:33,510 SAID NO. 117 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,924 I KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME. 118 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:38,115 YOU'RE TOO PROUD TO SAY SO. 119 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,418 >> SVETLANA... 120 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,620 [ LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING ] 121 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,291 >> YEAH. 122 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,960 YEP. 123 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,458 PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 124 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,200 IT'S CALLED "LOVE THEME 125 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,195 FOR SVETLANA." 126 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,456 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 127 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,174 I MADE IT IN GarageBand THIS 128 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,595 MORNING -- TOOK ME 10 MINUTES. 129 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,042 NOW, AS YOU GUYS KNOW, SVETLANA 130 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,767 AND I HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT 131 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,812 OF TIME TOGETHER. 132 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,537 AT FIRST, IT WAS ME JUST PAYING 133 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,212 FOR SEX AND BLOW JOBS, BUT AT 134 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,850 SOME POINT, I REALIZED IT WAS 135 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,305 MORE THAN THAT. 136 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,484 IT WAS ME PAYING FOR SEX, 137 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,492 BLOW JOBS...AND LOVE. 138 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,685 >> AWW. 139 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,186 >> SO, WHO DO I HAVE TO ASK TO 140 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,617 MARRY THIS YOUNG WOMAN, HUH? 141 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,663 IS SHE A MIRMINSKY? 142 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,187 >> SHE'S HAD SO MANY MIRMINSKYS 143 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,791 INSIDE OF HER, SHE MIGHT AS WELL 144 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:20,533 BE. 145 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,358 >> [ LAUGHS ] 146 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,863 >> SO, WITH YOUR BLESSING, I'D 147 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,174 LOVE TO MARRY ONE OF YOUR 148 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,835 WHORES -- THAT ONE. 149 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,881 >> SAY YES, DUMMY. 150 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,347 >> Y-YES. SURE. YES. WHATEVER. 151 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:43,317 >> APPRECIATE IT. 152 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,487 SVETLANA, YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT 153 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,016 TO HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? 154 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:47,890 >> MM-HMM. 155 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,318 >> THEY'RE STUPID. 156 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,263 THEY SMELL. 157 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,487 THEY'RE DISGUSTING. 158 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,262 THEY EAT UP A LOT OF YOUR TIME. 159 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,700 SEEMS LIKE A NIGHTMARE. 160 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,925 BUT I WANT TO PROVIDE FOR YOU... 161 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,370 FOREVER. 162 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:01,226 MARRY ME? 163 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:01,844 >> YES. 164 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,435 TODD BARRY, I WILL MARRY YOU. 165 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,367 >> [ LAUGHS ] OH! 166 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,913 [ APPLAUSE ] 167 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,177 DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO 168 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,235 GET MARRIED? 169 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,413 >> UH, YES. YES. 170 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,252 YES, IT DOES. YES. 171 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,423 >> [ SCREAMING ] 172 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,604 >> Jon: DAVID, TIME TO SEND YOU 173 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,269 OUT TO THE WOODS, SPEND THE 174 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,797 NIGHT ALONE. 175 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,642 24 HOURS OF PURE SURVIVAL. 176 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,408 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR 177 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,406 SKA MITZVAH. 178 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:16,737 NOW YOU BECOME A REAL MAN. 179 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,114 THIS IS YOUR OVERNIGHT MAN SACK. 180 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,252 EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS RIGHT 181 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,248 INSIDE -- ONE COMPASS, ONE 182 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,520 CANTEEN, ONE WATER-PURIFICATION 183 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,789 TABLET, ONE MATCH. 184 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,818 REST IS UP TO YOU. 185 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,593 COME BACK A MAN, WE'LL TAKE OFF 186 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,193 THAT WIG. 187 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,964 GOOD LUCK. 188 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:36,963 >> David: SERIOUSLY? 189 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:41,774 >> Jon: GO GIT! 190 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:42,199 GIT! 191 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,972 >> David: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 192 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:49,141 >> Jon: [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 193 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,782 GIT! 194 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:56,878 [ SINGING CONTINUES ] 195 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,494 WANT SOME ADVICE? 196 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,546 DON'T DIE! 197 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,693 [ LAUGHS ] 198 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,488 [ CLAPS HANDS ] ALL RIGHT. 199 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:06,230 * FUN TIME BEGINS 200 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,526 YOU KNOW WHAT? 201 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,228 I GOT TO TAKE A WHIZ. 202 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,529 OH, YEAH, THIS IS GORGEOUS -- 203 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,532 GORGEOUS SPOT FOR A PISS. 204 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,374 [ LAUGHS ] OW! 205 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,069 WHOA! 206 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,040 [ THUD ] 207 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,868 OH, GOD! 208 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,013 OH! 209 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:21,678 >> ALL RIGHT. 210 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:22,505 >> Jon: OH, MY -- 211 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,540 [ Groaning ] OH-HO-HO! 212 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,884 >> HOLD ON. WHAT HAPPENED? 213 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,348 >> Jon: OH, I THINK I BROKE MY 214 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:26,706 LEG. 215 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,824 >> GEEZ, LET ME SEE. 216 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:28,715 LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. 217 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,746 >> Jon: [ GROANS ] NO. OW! 218 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,250 >> RELAX. 219 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,080 >> Jon: [ GROANING ] 220 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,054 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 221 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,222 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT 222 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,350 BROKEN -- JUST A BAD SPRAIN. 223 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,424 >> Jon: AH! HOW DO YOU KNOW? 224 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,662 >> YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BEND 225 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,217 IT AT ALL. 226 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,264 >> Jon: [ GROANS ] NO. 227 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,428 YOU'RE WRONG. IT'S BROKEN. 228 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,756 >> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, THERE 229 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,161 WAS A RANGERS' STATION A COUPLE 230 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,032 OF MILES BACK. 231 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,231 ONE OF YOU CAMERA CREW, STAY 232 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,532 HERE WITH JON TILL I GET BACK. 233 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,774 THE OTHER ONE, COME WITH ME. 234 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,100 >> Jon: DON'T LEAVE ME! 235 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,374 MY LEG'S BROKEN! 236 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,772 >> IT'S NOT BROKEN. 237 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,214 IT'S JUST SPRAINED. 238 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,208 WHAT A BABY. 239 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,681 >> Jon: OHH. 240 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,550 OKAY, YOU TWO HAVE A RACE. 241 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,020 READY? 242 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:04,947 MARK, SET, GO! 243 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:09,392 [ IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ] 244 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,389 IT'S A TIE. 245 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,860 >> DON'T [BLEEP] MOVE! 246 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,628 WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOING UP 247 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,603 HERE? 248 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:20,971 HUH? 249 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,398 >> Jon: WE'RE JUST, UH -- WE -- 250 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,872 WE'RE RECORDING SOMETHING FOR -- 251 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,311 >> SHUT UP! 252 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,135 [ GUN COCKS ] 253 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,481 >> Y'ALL ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME 254 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,946 WITH US. 255 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,049 >> I DON'T KNOW. 256 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,320 THE IDEA OF A WYOMING PIZZA 257 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,788 DOESN'T SOUND VERY APPETIZING 258 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,117 TO ME. 259 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:41,821 [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,092 I DON'T THINK ANYONE GOES, "HEY, 261 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,490 YOU'D BE CRAZY TO NOT TRY THE 262 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,631 PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE IN 263 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,756 JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING." 264 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,930 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 265 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,598 >> [ SOBBING ] 266 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:50,957 >> MAN, I GOT TO ASK YOU, WHAT 267 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,304 IS THERE TO DO IN THIS AWFUL 268 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,329 PLACE YOU GUYS LIVE? 269 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,341 >> [ SOBBING INTENSIFIES ] 271 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,735 >> WHERE, UH -- WHERE SHOULD I 272 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,667 GO IN YELLOWSTONE? 273 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,011 WHAT GOES ON THERE, AND WHAT ARE 274 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,306 SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS? 275 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,137 >> OLD FAITHFUL. 276 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,081 >> "OLD FAITHFUL"? 277 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,005 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 278 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,480 >> [ SCREAMING AND SOBBING ] 279 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,453 [ SOBBING ] 280 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,591 >> RIGHT DOWN HERE BY THE CREEK. 281 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,190 JON, WE'RE ON OUR WAY! 282 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,662 HOLD ON. 283 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,395 THIS IS WHERE I LEFT HIM. 284 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,747 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 285 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,457 TWO SETS OF FOOTPRINTS. 286 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,696 JON WAS ABDUCTED. 287 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,070 HERE'S THE DIRECT NUMBER TO THE 288 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,198 HEAD OF THE FBI. 289 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,042 TELL HIM JON FROM "DELOCATED!" 290 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:04,867 IS MISSING. 291 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,512 I NEED TWO BLACK HAWKS AND 292 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,136 20 S.E.A.L.s ASAP. 293 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,612 NOW GO! 294 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,923 NOBODY'S COMING. 295 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,717 I GAVE THEM A FAKE NUMBER. 296 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,319 I WORK BETTER ALONE -- 297 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,060 RAMBO-STYLE. 298 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,726 OO-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 299 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,499 >> Jon: [ Mumbling ] OKAY, COOL. 300 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,599 WHERE WE GOING? 301 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,272 [ MUMBLING ] 302 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:38,841 [ THUD ] 303 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,209 OH! 304 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,777 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 305 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,605 >> Jon: [ COUGHS ] 306 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,450 >> WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S 307 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,745 FINALLY WAKING UP. 308 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,877 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:52,521 >> Jon: [ COUGHS ] 310 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,349 WHERE AM I? 311 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,193 >> YOU'RE A GUEST IN OUR HOME. 312 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,518 >> WHICH IS ALSO OUR 313 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,863 HEADQUARTERS. 314 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,358 WE'RE PART OF A MILITIA GROUP 315 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,230 CALLED "FREEDOM NOW." 316 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:09,041 WE TORTURED YOUR CAMERAMAN! 317 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,936 AND HE TOLD US EVERYTHING -- 318 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,938 TOLD US ABOUT HOW YOU LIVE IN 319 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,740 JEWISH YORK CITY. 320 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,883 >> Jon: WAIT, DID HE CALL IT 321 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,107 JEWISH YORK CITY, OR HE CALLED 322 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,281 IT NEW YORK AND YOU CALLED IT 323 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:19,749 JEWISH -- 324 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,647 >> WHAT'S THE [BLEEP] 325 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:21,407 DIFFERENCE?! 326 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,884 >> Jon: 'CAUSE I'LL BE VERY 327 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,483 UPSET WITH YOU IF YOU CALLED IT 328 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,824 JEWISH YORK, CRAIG! 329 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,789 >> LOOK, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THE 330 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,588 WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. 331 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,559 WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR SON, DAVID, 332 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,258 AND YOUR GOVERNMENT AGENT. 333 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,330 >> WE ALSO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CABLE 334 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,898 REALITY SHOW. 335 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,397 >> Jon: OH, YEAH? 336 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,669 I CAN GET YOU GUYS A HEAD SHOT 337 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,137 FOR YOUR WALL. 338 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:47,836 >> GUESS WHAT, MR. TV STAR! 339 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,581 WE'RE GONNA USE YOU AND YOUR 340 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:54,106 CELEBRITY TO BUILD OUR MILITIA. 341 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,284 AND THEN... 342 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,394 YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. 343 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,338 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 344 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,523 [ CROWD MURMURS ] 345 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,205 >> BEFORE WE BEGIN, IS THERE 346 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,535 ANYONE PRESENT HERE TODAY WHO 347 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,911 KNOWS OF ANY REASON WHY THESE 348 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,810 TWO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT 349 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,154 BE JOINED IN HOLY MATRIMONY? 350 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,690 SPEAK NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR 351 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,085 PEACE. 352 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,888 >> I DO! 353 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,319 [ CROWD GASPS ] 354 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:16,064 [ SCREAMING IN CHINESE ] 355 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,673 [ SOBBING ] 356 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,226 >> I'M SORRY. I NEED A MINUTE. 357 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,544 IT'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 358 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,765 I APOLOGIZE. 359 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:27,340 I'M SORRY. 360 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,180 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 361 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,675 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 362 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,106 >> YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME! 363 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,511 YOU SAY YOU MARRY ME! 364 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,182 [ SOBS ] 365 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,110 >> MARRY YOU? I -- 366 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,624 THAT'S SOME CUTE, LITTLE THING I 367 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,345 SAY AFTER I BLOW MY LOAD. 368 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,450 >> YOU LOVE THAT RUSSIAN WHORE?! 369 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,522 >> YES, I DO. 370 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,890 >> YOU DON'T LOVE ME? 371 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,260 >> I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAVING PAID 372 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,427 SEX WITH YOU, BUT... 373 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,856 NO, I DON'T LOVE YOU. 374 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,201 YINGTAI, I'M SORRY. 375 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,196 I'M SORRY, BUT, PLEASE, JUST -- 376 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,898 I HAVE TO GET BACK INSIDE. 377 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,130 OKAY? 378 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,974 I'M SORRY. 379 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:56,569 [ GUN COCKS ] 380 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,039 DON'T. 381 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,153 >> ACTION! 382 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,819 >> Jon: GREETINGS, AMERICAN 383 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,717 CITIZENS, PATRIOTS, AND MILITIA 384 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,089 MEMBERS. 385 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,787 THE GOVERNMENT SPY READING THIS 386 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,728 MESSAGE TRIED TO INFILTRATE OUR 387 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,485 HEADQUARTERS. 388 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,132 HE FAILED. 389 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,627 LET THIS SERVE AS A WARNING TO 390 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,258 ANY GOV-- 391 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,732 >> JON! 392 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,940 JON! 393 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,566 >> Jon: T.B.! 394 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,470 T.B., I'M IN HERE! 395 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,471 >> HONEY, THIS IS IT. 396 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,842 THIS IS THE DAY WE'VE PREPARED 397 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,170 FOR. 398 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,114 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 399 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,510 >> Jon: T.B., I'M IN HERE! 400 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,151 HURRY UP! 401 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,946 [ GUN COCKS ] 402 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:41,918 HURRY, T.B.! 403 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,375 >> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP, DUDE! 404 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,927 >> SWALLOW IT! 405 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,529 >> Jon: MNH-MNH. 406 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,999 [ GUN COCKS ] 407 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,971 [ GULPS ] 408 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,770 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 409 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,311 >> SUICIDE PILL. 410 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,107 >> Jon: [ GAGGING ] 411 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,008 >> WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN 412 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,879 TOGETHER! 413 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,347 >> Jon: [ GAGGING ] 414 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,394 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 415 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,792 >> SOME PEOPLE CALL IT 416 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,033 OCCUPY WALL STREET. 417 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,058 I CALL IT OCCUPY VODKA! 418 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,204 [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,241 UM... 420 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,736 UM, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS 421 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,468 ABOUT COLLEGE IS, UH, GETTING TO 422 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,044 KNOW PEOPLE AND STAYING UP LATE, 423 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,483 AND, UH -- BUT I WISH THAT MY 424 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,747 COLLEGE WAS CALLED VODKA! 425 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,345 >> WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? 426 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,378 >> TODD BARRY IS GONE. 427 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,623 >> WHAT? 428 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,494 NO ONE DISRESPECTS YOU LIKE 429 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,959 THIS. 430 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,558 >> WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 431 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,403 COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU -- 432 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 433 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:05,725 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 434 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,402 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 435 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,869 >> GO IN. 436 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:15,511 >> TAKE CLOTHES OFF. 437 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,108 >> TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF? 438 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,010 >> MM-HMM. 439 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,911 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 440 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,383 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE S-- 441 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,522 >> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 442 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,716 >> I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE. 443 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,087 >> YOU'RE ABOUT TO. 444 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,288 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN, 445 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,420 TODD BARRY! 446 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,058 >> OKAY, T.B. 447 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,274 YOU COULD EITHER LOSE YOUR JOB 448 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,596 'CAUSE JON DIED, OR YOU'LL BE IN 449 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,941 THE WHITE HOUSE NEXT WEEK HAILED 450 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,966 AS A HERO. 451 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,613 BUT LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, 452 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,109 AND BE ABOUT IT. 453 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,451 ONE, TWO, THREE. 454 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,946 [ PRIMAL YELL ] 455 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,173 [ MUFFLED LAUGHTER ] 456 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,242 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN 457 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,240 HERE? 458 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,784 >> Jon: SUICIDE PILL TURNED OUT 459 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,078 TO BE ECSTASY. 460 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:29,622 >> OH, GOD. 461 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,816 >> Jon: YOU WANT TO GET IN ON 462 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,647 THIS, T.B.? 463 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,822 >> NO, I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 464 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,990 >> Jon: YOU SURE, MAN? 465 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:35,957 >> YEAH, I'M GOOD. 466 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,515 >> Jon: IT'S AWESOME UNDER HERE. 467 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,964 >> [ SIGHS ] 468 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,928 >> Jon: ALL RIGHT. 469 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,797 I'M GOING BACK IN, T.B. 470 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,595 >> [ MUFFLED YELLING ] 471 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,767 >> Jon: YEAH. 472 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,465 >> OH. 473 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,366 >> Jon: YEAH. 474 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,838 [ MOANING, LAUGHTER ] 475 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,049 >> [ Groaning ] AAH! THAT HURTS! 476 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,218 >> [ Grunting ] TAKE THAT, 477 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,347 TODD BARRY! 478 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,152 UNH! OH, YOU LIKE IT? 479 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,194 >> Both: [ MOANING, GRUNTING ] 480 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,389 >> OWWWWWWWWWWW! 481 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,360 >> TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT! 482 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,829 >> STOP! STOP! OHH! 483 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,497 [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,167 >> I DRINK VODKA, SO I NEVER GET 485 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,527 WHISKEY PENIS. 486 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,744 I ALWAYS GET VODKA CHUBBY. 487 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,736 [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,378 >> I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR ASIAN 489 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,975 WHORE'S HUMILIATION TECHNIQUE. 490 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,148 >> OKAY, I GET THAT, BUT, 491 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,476 PLEASE, DON'T TELL ANYONE, ALL 492 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:34,881 RIGHT? 493 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,521 'CAUSE I... 494 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,415 [ MUFFLED APPLAUSE ] 495 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,576 I DON'T NEED, LIKE, A FAN 496 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,024 APPROACHING ME ON THE STREET FOR 497 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,418 AN AUTOGRAPH AND THEN HE'S LIKE, 498 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,050 "OH, BY THE WAY, I HEARD YOU GOT 499 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,524 RAPED BY A PROSTITUTE," YOU 500 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:43,923 KNOW? 501 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,093 I-I DON'T WANT THAT. 502 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,891 >> TELL YOU WHAT, TODD BARRY -- 503 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,434 YOU CALL OFF WEDDING WITH 504 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,929 SVETLANA... 505 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,342 I JUST MIGHT KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. 506 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,006 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 507 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,205 >> I ALSO -- 'CAUSE I DRINK 508 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,267 VODKA -- I DON'T HAVE A 509 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,844 SIX-PACK, BUT I DO HAVE AN EMPTY 510 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,283 BOTTLE OF VODKA. 511 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,948 [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,417 I... 513 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,118 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 514 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,793 >> I'M SORRY, SVETLANA. 515 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,401 I-I-I CAN'T DO THIS. 516 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,026 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR MARRIAGE. 517 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,371 IT'S JUST NOT MY THING. 518 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,736 I MEAN, I-I'VE LOVED WHEN WE'VE 519 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,935 HAD PAID SEX, AND I'D LOVE TO 520 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,767 HAVE MORE PAID SEX... 521 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,113 IF YOU'LL HAVE ME. 522 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,579 >> I DO. 523 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,646 >> All: AWW. 524 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,592 [ APPLAUSE ] 525 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,487 >> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU WHORE AND 526 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,620 TODD. 527 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,094 [ APPLAUSE ] 528 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,974 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 529 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,937 [ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ] 530 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:08,906 >> David: DAD! 531 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,408 >> Jon: OH, RIGHT. 532 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,281 [ CHUCKLES ] DAVID, I-I-I FORGOT 533 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,851 YOU WERE OUT THERE. 534 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,079 [ CONTROLLERS CLICKING ] 535 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:18,854 >> David: YEAH. 536 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,351 YEAH, I MANAGED TO HIKE THROUGH 537 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,753 THE WOODS AND, YOU KNOW, FIND 538 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,464 THE MAIN ROAD AND ACTUALLY 539 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,016 HITCHHIKE MY WAY HOME. 540 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,034 SORRY, I-I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE 541 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,186 CALLED YOU. 542 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,204 >> Jon: NO, IT'S OKAY. 543 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,366 YOU -- YOU FIGURED OUT A WAY TO 544 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,536 SURVIVE. 545 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,695 PROUD OF YOU. 546 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,374 >> David: THANKS. 547 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,613 >> Jon: I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER. 548 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,580 WILL. PHIL. 549 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,491 >> David: WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? 550 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,890 >> LET'S JUST SAY HE TOOK PART 551 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,191 IN A MOTHER NATURE SURVIVAL 552 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,462 CHALLENGE OF HIS OWN. 553 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,032 YOUR FATHER LOOKED DEATH SQUARE 554 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,400 IN THE FACE... 555 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,699 AND WON. 556 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,170 >> David: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED 557 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,998 TO MEAN? 558 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,513 >> HE BUTT[BLEEP] AN OLD COUPLE. 559 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,476 WILL. PHIL. 560 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,180 >> YOU TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU 561 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,049 SODOMIZED TODD BARRY. 562 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,518 >> I SMACK HIM. 563 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,176 >> OH, YEAH. 564 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,423 >> HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, 565 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,548 HARDER, HARDER, HARDER. 566 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,753 >> HE CRY? 567 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,424 >> HE CRY HARD. 568 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,992 >> HOW HE CRY? 569 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,360 >> [ WHIMPERING ] 570 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,330 >> THAT FUNNY.